Where are the sig options??

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  1. wheres_my_beard

    wheres_my_beard New Member

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    Where are the sig options??
     
  2. Cosmo_1847

    Cosmo_1847 Kiss of death

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    New members aren't allow sigs until after X ammount of posts. If you post left right and centre to boost your post count you won't get one.
     
  3. wheres_my_beard

    wheres_my_beard New Member

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    Ok; an algebra test:

    X - (-X + Z) = Y

    Y equals the ability to have a sig, so is not a number, but will be given a nominal value say X-1.

    Z is posts that will be disallowed from an overall post count.

    X is the number of allowed posts.

    But...

    What is X?
     
  4. six5tring

    six5tring Silent Kristian Konsumer

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    -X cancels +X in your equation does it not thus negates the need to know X.

    However it's good to know that -z = y ... so that more discounted posts the better!?
     
  5. wheres_my_beard

    wheres_my_beard New Member

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    I'm not very good at algebra btw. I didn't pay much attention to it at school because I never thought that I'd ever have any need for it in the real world.

    How wrong I was.

    Equally, a simple number from someone would really help clear things up.

    I hope that these posts count towards my required number of posts to entitle me to use a sig, otherwise I'll be quietly annoyed.

    This is not 'Nam... there are rules.

    I just want to know what they are.
     
  6. Cosmo_1847

    Cosmo_1847 Kiss of death

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    I'm suspicious as to why you're in such a hurry to get one. Since you don't have one at the moment I'd suggest you read the rules about the sig.
     
  7. Fat Jez

    Fat Jez Master of the High Five!

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    and not one mention of loving Forthy. Slipping, Mr Forth, slipping...
     
  8. Fat Jez

    Fat Jez Master of the High Five!

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    pfft, you and your Ninja Edits :p
     
  9. wheres_my_beard

    wheres_my_beard New Member

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    What are you suspicious of me doing exactly????

    Knowing I can have a sig before being deciding to use/ create one?
     
  10. Fat Jez

    Fat Jez Master of the High Five!

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    Without suggesting for a single minute that you would do so, most new posters who are desperate for a signature use it to try and sell something, a tactic commonly known as "spamming." Hence the minimum post count before being allowed a signature, as most spammers will not bother posting enough to reach this point.
     
  11. wheres_my_beard

    wheres_my_beard New Member

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    I'm vegetarian. I don't do Spam.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. wheres_my_beard

    wheres_my_beard New Member

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    It is, i must admit, a great temporary sig.

    :D
     
  13. Cosmo_1847

    Cosmo_1847 Kiss of death

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    Silly person, kicked up all that fuss about not having a sig and when he gets one he doesn't come back.
     
  14. jamesyhinton

    jamesyhinton Core Gamer

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    i would like to know where the sig options are please if some one could help

    thanks
     
  15. Cosmo_1847

    Cosmo_1847 Kiss of death

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    You'll be allowed to have a sig soon :)
     
  16. jamesyhinton

    jamesyhinton Core Gamer

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    ok thank you mate
     
  17. sumbow

    sumbow Banned

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    yes, i cannt find my sig
     
  18. Cosmo_1847

    Cosmo_1847 Kiss of death

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    Newbies aren't allow sigs. Neither are spammy little turds.