Seagulls.

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  1. Chenks

    Chenks Registered Trader

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    lets start with reducing the amount of idiot humans then.
    hitler had a similar plan i believe..... it's all in the execution of the plan :D
     
  2. Kronos

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    Ayr and Ailsa Hospital are constantly under siege by things winged beasts , i think every few months we get a hawk in to scare them off ... its lasts a day .
    and theirs no safe haven for your car they always find them and **** on them !
     
  3. argh-its-ben

    argh-its-ben /win by default

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    I think the chick that was in the garden has had its spirit broken.

    All the other juveniles are flying about like the grown ups. This one seems to be very dependant on its parents, they never get a minutes peace!

    When they finally fly off for a while it just walks about looking sad. He can barely fly onto the roof. I feel sorry for him.

    Kinda want to give him a hug and tell him it's all going to be ok.
     
  4. Koolpc

    Koolpc Not From Earth

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    Dont hug him, shoot him!
     
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  6. BryanHand

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    One time, one left a "present" on my head as soon as I left the house.
     
  7. Extreme0

    Extreme0 The Hellbound Misanthrope

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    Can't we not just...Eat them ?
     
  8. argh-its-ben

    argh-its-ben /win by default

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    They just got up and left. All that remained was a feather on our doorstep.
     
  9. RookSha

    RookSha New Member

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    I think we should all arm ourselves with french navy cutlass', call eachother up when the scourgely beasts revolt and slay them with our mighty steel.
     
  10. Bryanese

    Bryanese Tasted LAN and liked it.

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    Am I the only person who doesn't mind seagulls? : (
     
  11. Extreme0

    Extreme0 The Hellbound Misanthrope

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    I don't mind them either. Seagulls don't really do much around me cause they know I would devour them like Big Boss if they ever get the chance to swoop in on me and steal mah chips.
     
  12. RookSha

    RookSha New Member

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    When you have been literally drop-kicked by a seagull you grow a certain disdain for the feathery little *******s