hillhopper
26-07-2003, 10:19
Three dogs - a great Dane, a Scotch Terrier, and a Chihuahua were sitting in a bar, knocking back a few, when a beautiful French Poodle walked in. "Boys..." she said seductively "I'll make a happy dog out of the one who can come up with the best proposition, using the words 'cheese' and 'liver'."
The Great Dane thought a moment, then declared "I don't like cheese, but I sure like liver, and I like you too!" He panted and wagged his tail, but the lady just looked away.
The terrier immediately followed with "I like cheese and I like liver and I like you!" He wagged his tail, but the poodle ignored him.
Then the Chihuahua growled, " Liver alone! Cheese with me!" They left together.
The Great Dane thought a moment, then declared "I don't like cheese, but I sure like liver, and I like you too!" He panted and wagged his tail, but the lady just looked away.
The terrier immediately followed with "I like cheese and I like liver and I like you!" He wagged his tail, but the poodle ignored him.
Then the Chihuahua growled, " Liver alone! Cheese with me!" They left together.