Jokes / Comical Anicdotes

[stevesherry]

Love 'em or hate 'em.

See them as spam or a beautiful waste of time they are out there.

Anyone got any DECENT jokes/pics etc etc

[banky_edwards]

should the jokes/anecdotes be kept clean?

[abe]

yep, there are minors on the boards.

[banky_edwards]

thats cool

just so we know

[[GPO]Solitaire]

Drat! that means i got nowt to post ;)

[danielctull]

Can I just why exactely this is in the rant section though?

Woulda been okay, ummm, if there was a rant. ;)

[Craig]

Originally posted by *abe*
yep, there are minors on the boards.

You're right, we mustn't corrupt Graeme :)

[abe]

lol

Poor Graeme :cool:

[hillhopper]

sorry i just found this joke/anectdote section, you'd think I had explored all the forums but I'm still finding things, lol!! I posted it 1st to the "differences between men & woman" couple threads down, oops!

Have a laugh on me!


Male Beer Drinkers! Please Read, Very Important!
Yesterday scientists announced to the world the alarming results of a recent analysis that found the presence of female hormones in beer. This comes as a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to seek medical assistance to assess your beer consumption.

WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women.

THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period THE RESULT: 100% of the men -

1. Gained weight
2. Talked excessively without making sense
3. Became overly emotional
4. Couldn't drive
5. Failed to think rationally
6. Argued over nothing
7. Had to sit down while urinating
8. Refused to apologise when wrong


NOTE: No further testing is planned.

scary stuff init lol
:D :D