What bikes would look like if humans had no eyes

[mikeisangry]

http://www.suzuki-gb.co.uk/images/SuzukiGBFullSize84.jpg

I hate this bike. Even a scooter rider would be embarrased riding this pile of cack........well......maybe not scooter riders. I must just be overreacting again. :rolleyes:

[ZStation]

Looks OK - sort of Judge Dredd stylee.

Then again bikes annoy me.

Wee yahoos on those poxy little hairdryer scooters. They squeeze through lines of traffic at lights to get to the front, knocking missors on the way through. Then when thelights change the take off in a cloud of smoke with their poxy 14cc engines only getting them to 20mph, so you're stuck behind them.

Or the big bikes take off like a bloody rocket scaring the crap out of you as they go past about 3mm off your mirror.

The MOST annoying thing is on motorways - I normally drive about 80-85. So this bike goes whoring past at about 120. Two miles later same bike is pootering at 70 in the fast lane. So I have to slow down. Then the bike takes off like a whippet again, so I have to speed up again. Rince and repeat. Puts up fuel consumption quite a bit having to slow down and speed up again.

I personally think bikes should be banned.

[Savage]

perhaps you should take up driving at 70 on motorways afterall it is the limit.

[ZStation]

I'd get nothing done if I drove at 70. Driving takes up nearly half of my working day already.

[divuk83]

looks ok to me, its a gs500, there fairly quick. i wouldn't say no to one if anyone has one they don't want?:D

[mikeisangry]

I'd get nothing done if I drove at 70. Driving takes up nearly half of my working day already.

If you got a motorbike, driving wouldn't take up half of your working day. :p

looks ok to me, its a gs500, there fairly quick. i wouldn't say no to one if anyone has one they don't want?

Looks like Im over reacting again :D - but you ride a GS 500 and then ride a Yamaha Fazer. You can tell the difference, for starters, the most annoying thing is that your mirrors vibrate with the GS. I dont know what it is but I have a problem with this bike mentally. It just annoys me. :mad: :rolleyes:

[TazUk]

At least it doesn't say Slingshot still on the side:D

Cars annoy me, there you are coming up to a nice bend, you lean it over then half way around the bend all the car drivers are slaming their brakes on :rolleyes: :p

[slartiBardfarst]

it's gravity you should be pee'd with not cars. you can't shift the centre of mass on a car no matter how far you lean into the passenger seat. :)

gurrrrr.......i hate gravity