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PJ Matthews
21-04-2003, 22:53
So what is the difference between men and woman? Heres a few examples:
1. Most men don't have breasts, most woman do.
2. Most men have the ability to navigate and map read, most woman do not.
3. Men rarely refuse sex.
blah blah blah
now you lot try.
"Why are hurricanesnamed after women?
It's because when they arrive they're wet and wild - when they leave they take your house and your car"
(Go on - name the film ;) )
dont you mean: why are hurricanes named after women?
and i remember it slightlly differentlly but i wotn repeat it here
Lol - you're right :o I guess I was a little more tired than I realised ;)
Little Gem
27-04-2003, 22:42
Men's version of multi - tasking is playing a computer game whilst thinking of sex, while women take on kids, ironing, helping with homework and cooking dinner.
Women take time to look good, like those from the mags....men think they are god's gift to women however they look.
and of course the old favourite of 'Men sweat but women perspire/glow.
Graeme*Kustom*
27-04-2003, 23:27
slightly off topic, but not completely unrelated - it was my mum's birthday yesterday , she got this card with this :
'Whats the difference between women and computers?'
(open card)
' Computers don't laugh at a 3 and a half inch floppy ! '
the thread title made me think of that card....
That's a good one!:) I would have thought more daring young men would have posted in this rant thread!Seems they r all older and wiser than I thought!!!:D :D
Originally posted by Meddler
That's a good one!:) I would have thought more daring young men would have posted in this rant thread!Seems they r all older and wiser than I thought!!!:D :D
Wise? I just didn't want to have to moderate my own post ;)
Graeme*Kustom*
08-05-2003, 19:16
all too shy...
Or too busy thinking about sex? :)
U r probably right Graeme!:) Forthy...I was being complimentary saying everyone was older and wiser than I thought!!!!:D :D
eXistenZ
09-05-2003, 17:13
Men know how to check their oil :rolleyes:
Men can wear clothes without wondering how big their bum looks.
Men see in 16 colours, women in 32bit colour - to men peach is a fruit, to a woman its a possibilty for the new curtains.
Men know their left from right, without holding their hands up and inspecting them...
Men can watch an action film without criticising the bad acting and non-existent story line.
more to come when i think of them!!
banky_edwards
09-05-2003, 17:18
most females can get into clubs even when underage as the bouncers dont get out much
however they would rather kick a guys head in than let him in
Females have better memories than men...they can remember every thing their partner has done wrong/forgotten to do...FOREVER!!!:D
Originally posted by Meddler
Females have better memories than men...they can remember every thing their partner has done wrong/forgotten to do...FOREVER!!!:D
lol - what's Mr. Meddler forgotten to do this time?
Well Forthy....the list is very long!!!:D But his latest faux pas was on Friday night.....!He allowed himself to be dragged off to another pub while I was happily chatting to a friend I hadn't seen in months...believing his so called friend had told me where he was going...!!Some other friends wouldn't allow me to wander about by myself on a Friday night...so I had an escort of 8 guys of all ages checking out the next 2 pubs...where we found them!It will be a long time b4 he lives Friday night down!!And a lot of chores to be done,coffees/drinks to be made b4 he is is my good books again!!!:D :D It was actually quite funny...he got a shock when he realised I hadn't known where he was....it wasn't intentional...but he will suffer anyway!!!:D :D
Da_Rebel
16-05-2003, 03:40
Men can go to the bathroom on their own.
Men can walk into a garage and the mechanics won't immediately think about lying to them.
I have a huge list of these somewhere, but I can't find it right now.
hillhopper
26-07-2003, 07:32
Male Beer Drinkers! Please Read, Very Important!
Yesterday scientists announced to the world the alarming results of a recent analysis that found the presence of female hormones in beer. This comes as a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to seek medical assistance to assess your beer consumption.
WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women.
THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period THE RESULT: 100% of the men -
1. Gained weight
2. Talked excessively without making sense
3. Became overly emotional
4. Couldn't drive
5. Failed to think rationally
6. Argued over nothing
7. Had to sit down while urinating
8. Refused to apologise when wrong
NOTE: No further testing is planned.
scary stuff init lol... as u can see, on weekends the differences are almost non-existent
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