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30-03-2003, 13:53
AT THE BEEP
Actual Answering Machine Messages Recorded and
Verified By The World Famous International Institute
of Answering Machine Messages:
10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get
back to you as soon as we're finished.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable
of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding,
windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean.
They give to charity at the office and don't need their
picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name
and home phone number and they will get back to you.
8. This is not an answering machine -- this is a
telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone,
think about your name, your number, and your reason
for calling... and I'll think about returning your call.
7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is
his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll
stick your message to myself with one of these
magnets.
6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I
already sent the money. If you are my parents, please
send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me
enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me
money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have LOTS
of money.
5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those
reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
4. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon.
If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner.
3. Hi. Now YOU say something.
2. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I
don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back,
it's you.
And the Number 1 Actual Answering Machine Message
Recorded and Verified by The World Famous International
Institute of Answering Machine Messages:
1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick
up the phone right now, because we're doing something
we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and
I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a
message, and when we're done brushing our teeth,
we'll call you back.
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Sometimes when I make a call I'll say :-
Hello, is that you, if it is then this is me, if it isn't you then this isn't me.
Actual Answering Machine Messages Recorded and
Verified By The World Famous International Institute
of Answering Machine Messages:
10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get
back to you as soon as we're finished.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable
of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding,
windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean.
They give to charity at the office and don't need their
picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name
and home phone number and they will get back to you.
8. This is not an answering machine -- this is a
telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone,
think about your name, your number, and your reason
for calling... and I'll think about returning your call.
7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is
his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll
stick your message to myself with one of these
magnets.
6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I
already sent the money. If you are my parents, please
send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me
enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me
money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have LOTS
of money.
5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those
reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
4. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon.
If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner.
3. Hi. Now YOU say something.
2. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I
don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back,
it's you.
And the Number 1 Actual Answering Machine Message
Recorded and Verified by The World Famous International
Institute of Answering Machine Messages:
1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick
up the phone right now, because we're doing something
we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and
I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a
message, and when we're done brushing our teeth,
we'll call you back.
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Sometimes when I make a call I'll say :-
Hello, is that you, if it is then this is me, if it isn't you then this isn't me.