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danielctull
23-01-2003, 19:37
So I'm on my driving lesson and on my way back home. We're at a roundabout at about 6ish, it's pretty darn busy, and I get hit up the rear by this woman.

The driving instructor pulls me over and gets her insurance details, I stay in the car patiently and wait for him to come back. He's out there for about 5 mins comes back and asks if I'm okay, and I say "yeah, sorry bout that", he says its not my fault just her in a rush not looking where she's going.

Turns out her car, I think it was a nova, was completely mullered (yes like the yogurt) with her bonnet all ruinned. Driving instructors Punto seemed okay, just a nasty scratch, but I think he's getting it through her insurance or something.

I don't think I'm having to pay or such, just a nasty experience that has taught me never to go too near to the car infront's rear. Also that the rear on the Punto is strong, which is good, cos I'm getting a Punto! :rolleyes:

Da_Rebel
28-01-2003, 14:42
lol i hate that. The other day some stupid woman in a fiesta almost got squished coming out of Ayr College. A truck was going round the roundabout and she couldn't stop in time. Had to slam it into reverse. And yesterday some guy skidded right through the lights on the Main Street at Babylon, before turning and driving up towards the roundabout in the wrong side of the road. They were soon stopped in their tracks by the 3 lanes of cars coming towards them, lol. Interesting to watch though.

shifty.ricky
31-01-2003, 15:28
Women can't drive. This has been proved by my sister.

Crash 1. Got driven into at some traffic lights (not her fault but hey).

Crash 2. Spun her car on a completly straight road at 4am in the morning when no one else was about. Hit a lamp post.

Crash 3. Drove into a HGV doing deliveries to a builders yard becuase she was looking at her shoes.

Crash 4. Crashed her hire car becuase her car was in the garage from the above accidednt.

SHe is a sure thing for insurance companies, 3 years and 4 crashes.

Da_Rebel
31-01-2003, 15:45
I know what ya mean.

Da_Rebel
31-01-2003, 15:46
And another...

shifty.ricky
31-01-2003, 16:59
I think this is why there are no women mechanics.

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/why%20women%20cant%20fix%20cars.jpg