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PJ Matthews
18-08-2002, 16:44
These films could have been good porn film titles:

Die Hard
Rocky
Toy Story
The Score
Black Hawk down (???)

Feel free to add your own - We spent a whole 6 hour mini bus journey coming up with titles.
PJ Matthews
18-08-2002, 16:46
OMG - How could I forget Lord of the RINGS!

ROTFL

LOL
Kynoch
18-08-2002, 17:26
Saving Private Ryan (slightly altered of course) :)
PJ Matthews
18-08-2002, 18:05
Yes, I've heard of that one as well.
Fireblade
18-08-2002, 20:17
'The Postman Always ****s Twice' :D
PJ Matthews
18-08-2002, 23:06
In and out - (remember that film?)
The Pimp
18-08-2002, 23:29
I am surprised that no one has mentioned 'XXX' yet :eek: :eek:

How about;

Bloodsport (Van Damme flick)
Men In Black (think about it ;) ;) )
Bum Fight's (Jackass style humour with homeless & crackheads fighting for the camera)
Legally Blonde
Pootie Tang
America's Sweethearts
100 Girls (seriously this is a normal film!!)
Bad Boys
Twin Peaks

[ 18 August 2002: Message edited by: Darren Wilson ]
The Pimp
18-08-2002, 23:46
Full Frontal (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0290212)
Hutchy
19-08-2002, 00:45
American pie "hole"
PJ Matthews
19-08-2002, 01:05
Deep Impact...
Kynoch
19-08-2002, 01:08
The bone collector.. :D
iggy
19-08-2002, 21:02
umm, i cant think of anything :(
oh wait

freddy got fingered
from dusk till dawn
final fantasy
shaft
mission impossible
austin powers: the spy who shagged me
mystery men
unbreakable
star trek 3 : the search for spock (????)
the big lebowski
TRANSFORMERS : THE MOVIE (had to get that one in)
Xmen
probably shaft again
umm...
bagpuss
27-08-2002, 18:18
salo
JADS
27-08-2002, 18:31
Just about any J Bond films.
Jamie [Kustom]
27-08-2002, 19:11
this is such a strange thread.

what made you comeup with this?
Kynoch
27-08-2002, 19:22
Who knows, probably he was watching a Pr0n film. :D
Graeme*Kustom*
27-08-2002, 19:35
what made you comeup with this?

I've not heard of that film, but it's a good suggestion :)
Jamie [Kustom]
27-08-2002, 21:18
i never even meant it like that :D
PJ Matthews
27-08-2002, 22:01
I explained whta made me come up with this. A very, very very boring LONG trip to Wales (Home).
Jamie [Kustom]
27-08-2002, 22:25
we've all had problems like that.

I remember going on a school trip to holland. It was the bus all the way there. It took like 24 hours straight to get there. That was a long trip :(
PJ Matthews
27-08-2002, 22:36
Yeah - ever find you need the loo rather badly just after you've left the service station?
Jamie [Kustom]
27-08-2002, 22:56
even worse is when the bus has a toilet. After 24 hours you are not going anywhere near it...the only thime the back of the bus is empty
D_D
30-08-2002, 18:00
"Three men and a little lady" (Dwarf sex :o )

:D
GTi
04-09-2002, 09:13
Up and coming
Fist of Furry

is that spelt right? :D
Rim Block
17-09-2002, 15:46
Three colours blue,
Excess Baggage,
Happy Gilmore,
Slipstream,
Me(e/a)t Joe Black,
Room with a view,
Days of Thunder,
Lady and the Tramp,
Superman
Rocky and bulwinkle
Little Nicky

I think I better stop there..

Guess it depends on how good your imagination is :D

Rims
Lee Oakes
17-09-2002, 19:33
and nobody though of "the Spy who $hagged me" :rolleyes:
IAIN
23-09-2002, 01:14
'BLOW UP'An interesting 1960's film,but the only thing that is blown up are photographs!
Zozart
23-09-2002, 01:19
How about Tomb Raider.. Teh Butler sooo has a thing for her....