Favourite film lines.....

[Big Adam]

"As a child, I used to weep in butcher's shops"

Withnail and I

[Alan]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion!
I've watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannehauser Gate
All those, moments, will be lost, in time -
Like, tears - in rain
Time to die"

[[GPO]Solitaire]

"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and i'm all outa bubblegum...." They Live

"An'al Nathrach, udhras beothadh, do'chioll dian fe" Excaliber

[Drexel]

...my job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell.

Lester Burnham - American Beauty

Drex

[daveyj27]

Originally posted by Alan:
<STRONG>"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion!
I've watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannehauser Gate
All those, moments, will be lost, in time -
Like, tears - in rain
Time to die"</STRONG>

Was that Rutger Hauer in Bladerunner??

[GTi]

Yep Great film that.

[The Pimp]

"Shaven haven, Respect!"
"I put it to you that you sucked of an 'Orse"
"R - E- S - T - E - C- P, I bet you don't even know wot dat spells do ya?"
"Dat's a very sexist way to talk about deese B1tch35"
"Wanna see da newest memba or Parliament? Aiiiiiiiiii?"

[DarkEntity]

oh god someone who thinks ali g is good :(

shame on u :P

[The Pimp]

Originally posted by DarkEntity:
<STRONG>oh god someone who thinks ali g is good :(

shame on u :P</STRONG>

Iz it coz I is Black???? :D

[Jonathan Oakes]

"Hey, Fatty Boom Boom!"

[The Pimp]

Originally posted by Jonathan Oakes:
<STRONG>"Hey, Fatty Boom Boom!"</STRONG>

Wanna nother cream cake?

I iz not surprised he is bullied, he iz well fat izn't he?

[Jonathan Oakes]

He wasn't fat. Just big boned.

[PQuiff]

REBEL SCUM!!!!!


:D :D

[Zozart]

"Dodge This"

[kessellrun]

"Kill 'em! Kill 'em all!"

[[GPO]Solitaire]

Norman Stansfield: Bring me everyone.
Benny: What do you mean "everyone"?
Norman Stansfield: E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E!

[DaveMark]

harry , the clock on that nine foot nuclear weopon just started ticking (armageddon)

you do not know who you are ******* with ( blade)

dodge this ( matrix )

loads more . but they are the only ones i can think of at the mo

[Tubob]

"I had him in the O`Neil Death grip he didnt know wither to **** or go blind"

[PJ Matthews]

Some of the best quotes are from Jay and Silent bob but can't be repeated here really :).

[Mr_Nemesis]

"You mean... you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we can kill each other like civilised people?"

"Balls! We want the finest wines known to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now."

"You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks"

Ah, Withnail and I. Great film.

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed"

"What's with you today?"
"What's with today today?"

Loads loads more from both film and TV, but I am a retard and can't remember any...

[The Pimp]

(done to the Lynnrd Skynnd classic 'Sweet Home Alabama')

<STRONG>Jimmy moved in with his momma,
Coz he ain't got no place to go,
Now I'm right back in the Gutter,
With a garbage bag that's full of clothes,
Coz,
U LIVE AT HOME, IN A TRAI-LOR...
What the hell u gonna do,
COZ I LIVE AT HOME, IN A TRAI-LOR,
Mom, I'm coming home, to u,</STRONG>

Eminem as Jimmy 'Rabbit' Smith from "8 Mile" featuring another character (can't remember his name).

[Chris_M]

It's EDITED being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the EDITED Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever **** on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just EDITED. We, on the other hand, are colonized by EDITED. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete EDITED. It's a EDITED state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any EDITED difference!
:cool:

[ 16 November 2002: Message edited by: Chris_M ]

[Cheesy]

"There is no Spoon"

and

"We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the (another word for a female dog)!" :D

Both from that class film Dog Soldiers :)

[doctorforsh007]

dont belive no-ones sed this one

"Wait there I'll be back"

Arnie Scwortsacough

[doctorforsh007]

LETTTTSSSS ROCKKKKKKK not sure of her name

but its that hard bitct in aliens

[Graeme*Kustom*]

" Don't forget to bring a towel. "

[ouija]

towel??

[Graeme*Kustom*]

it's from a South Park cartoon :)

[ouija]

hehehe south park rules
"we are trapper keeper... we are one"

[iggy]

'im gonna rip off your (copulating) head and (poo) down your neck'
'i love the smell of napalm in the morning'
'bats!!!'
'where does he get all those wonderful toys'
'you point that gun at me, i take it away from you, and i shove it up yo ass and pull the trigger till it goes cleek'
'excellent'
'bogus'
'no way'
'69 dudes'
'whats your name? asshole, sir'
'schwing'
'im surrounded by a**sholes'

'the weekend has landed. all that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties, ive got 48 hours off from the world, man.
im gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle, im gonna talk cod**** to strangers all night.
im gonna lose the plot on the dance floor, the free radicals inside me are freaking man. tonight im jip travolta, im peter popper, im going to never never land with my chosen family, man.
were going to get more spaced out than neil armstrong ever did. anything could happen y'know, this could be the best night of my life man.
ive got 73 quid in the back burner, im gonna wax the lot man!

THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME! YEAH'

that took a while to type, so appreciate it :p

'bond, james bond'
'no mr bond, i expect you to die!!!'
'his name is robert paulson'
'Did you know that if you mix equal parts
of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm?'
'i am jacks colon, i get cancer, i kill jack'
'On a long enough timeline, the survival
rate for everyone drops to zero'
'I'd be very careful who I talked to about
this paper. It sounds like some dangerous
psychotic killer wrote this,and this buttoned down schizo could probably snap at any moment and stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-180 carbine gas-operated semiautomatic'

'My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I well have my vengeance'

my hands are tired, im stopping now

[ 17 November 2002: Message edited by: iggy2k ]

[doctorforsh007]

hi-dee hi

[Rab]

"Hmmm cheese burgers the corner stone of every nurtious breakfast" Samual L Jackson, Pulp Fiction.

"We are going to be armed", "armed? this is meant to be a raid not a bad day in Bosnia, armed with what?" "Colourfel language?, Feather Duster, Guns you tit" - Two blokes I dont know the name of, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels!

Sorry about the Sps, but badly hung over, and think I have wrecked my back too!

[LANcaster]

["Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background.]
Garland Greene: "Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
Con Air 1997


Vincent: "And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
Vincent: "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f**k a Quarter Pounder is."
Jules: "Then what do they call it?"
Vincent: "They call it a 'Royale' wi' cheese."
Jules: "A 'Royale' with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?"
Vincent: "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'le Big-Mac'."
Jules: "'Le Big-Mac'! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?"
Vincent: "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."
Pulp Fiction 1994

Lance: "You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart."
Vincent: "Then what happens?"
Lance: "I'm kinda curious about that myself."
Pulp Fiction 1994

Fabienne: "Where's my Honda?"
Butch: "Sorry baby but I had to crash that Honda."
Pulp Fiction 1994

[Thomas @ Kustom]

"First man to touch her will have to come through me!" - Scorpion King

[ling_thing]

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.


[As the plane prepares to take off.]
Old lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Old lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.


Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur! Oveur.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?


Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?


Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.


Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.


Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes. Yes, I remember. I had lasagna.

[ling_thing]

Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
unn: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.


Pilot: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Pilot: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: Andy went to pieces?
Pilot: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: Howie came unglued?
Pilot: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Pilot: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Pilot: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.

Prosecutor: Doctor, can you give the Court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone: I'm sorry. I don't do impressions. My training is in psychiatry

Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
Jacobs: Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it

Boy: Can I ask you a question?
Striker: What is it?
Boy: It's an interrogative form of sentence, used to test knowledge. But that's not important right now.

Buck Murdock: Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!

[Mr_Nemesis]

Originally posted by doctorforsh007:
<STRONG>LETTTTSSSS ROCKKKKKKK not sure of her name

but its that hard bitct in aliens</STRONG>

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Vasquez: No... have you?

Classic.

[[GPO]Solitaire]

Her name was Vasquez (dunno how you spell it!)

or how about the other famouse quote!

"Where's Wierzbowski!" (he was only shown on screen for a total of 5 seconds before his demise) he became a cult hero of the die hard Aliens fans!!

[ 27 November 2002: Message edited by: [GPO]Solitaire ]

[]latigid[]

"this one time at band camp..."

[cwt001]

Vampire just after having is arm removed:
"We can do anything!"
Buffy:
"Oh yeah? Clap!"

Buffy the vampire slayer (not the tv version)

[Mr_Nemesis]

More Aliens related stuff...

Bill Paxton (Hudson from Aliens) from the film "Near Dark" (also starring Lance Hendrikssen aka Bishop and wossname aka Vasquez):

"I'm gonna seperate your head from your shoulders. Hope you dnon't mind none.

And from the same film:

"Normal folks, now they don't spit out bullets when you shoot 'em..."

[grabbi_21]

i want your clothes, your boots and your motocycle. - T2

[PJ Matthews]

"Bond, James bond"

DAH DAAHH - DUMMM
DAH DAHHH - DUMMMMMMM

DUM DUM DUM UMMMMM DUM DUUMMM DUMM DUM DUMMMM DUMMM DUMMMMM DUMMM - DOOO DOOOOO DO DUMMMM.

[Nickerz]

Originally posted by Big Adam:
<STRONG>"As a child, I used to weep in butcher's shops"

Withnail and I</STRONG>

I think "perfume poof" was the best line in that film LOL!

Mine is from the big lebowski (if thats how you spell it)

Bunny: "I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars"
The Dude: "iiiiiiii'll just go to the bank"

and not forgetting

"you're entering a world of pain" another personal fav!

[Mr_Nemesis]

Originally posted by Nickerz:
<STRONG>I think "perfume poof" was the best line in that film LOL!</STRONG>

I think you'll find the phrase was "ponce". I have watched that film too many times :D

Danny: "I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight"
Withnail: "What absolute twaddle"

Marwood: "D'you want a cup of tea, Withnail?"
Withnail: "...No."

"Look! My thumbs have gone weird. I'm in the middle of a ****ing overdose. My heart's beating like a ****ed clock. I feel dreadful, I feel ****ing dreadful."

"We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell"

"Right you ****er. I'm going to do the washing up!"
"No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear to you. I've looked into it. Listen to me, listen to me. There are things in there, there's a tea bag growing. You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Wait until the morning and we'll go in together."
"This is the morning. Stand aside!"

Marwood: What about whatshisname?
Withnail: What about him?
Marwood: Why don't you give him a call?
Withnail: What for?
Marwood: Ask him about his house.
Withnail: You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house?
Marwood: Why not?
Withnail: Alright. What's his number?
Marwood: I've no idea. I've never met him.
Withnail: Neither have I. What the **** are you talking about?

"Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. Timechange. You lose, you gain. Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. But sooner or later you've got to get out... because it's crashing... then all at once the frozen hours melt out through the nervous system and seep out the pores."

"Old suit? This suit was cut by Hawke's of Saville row. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above you ****ing appendix doesn't mean anything."

"I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot
has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is you'll agree a certain je ne ses quoi oh so very special about a firm young carrot."

"Free to those that can afford it. Very expensive to those that can't."

"There's a man up on the mountain. Why he's up there, **** knows, but he's up there with a leg bound in polythene, you can't miss him, he's your man. And have another look in that shed. Find anything. If you can't find anything, bring in the shed."

"I've just narrowly avoided having a buggery. And I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you. That said, I'm leaving for London."

"Sit down man, find your neutral space. You have done something to your brain. You
have made it high. If I lay 10 mills of diazepan on you, you will do something else to your brain, you will make it low. Why trust one drug rather than the other. That politics ain't it."

Such a class, class film.

[Matthew]

"how about i give you a spoon and you can eat my ass?!"

[Greyghost]

Welcome to coolsville...population.....us!

[Da_Rebel]

Kathryn: I WANNA F*CK
Sebastian: Well I don't

Cruel Intentions




Girl: So what do you think of Manchester, Sebastian?
Seb: It's incredibly..... Incredibly hard.
Girl: It certainly is. Rock hard. Down boy.

Cruel Intentions 2


...draw a dot on her heart.
Vincent: Does it gotta be exact?
Other guy: Well you gotta stab her in the heart so yeah I guess it's gotta be exact.
...
Then you bring the needle down like this, in a stabbing motion.
Vincent: I gotta stab her three times?

[Da_Rebel]

Sebastian: Nice shirt.
Cecile: Thanks. My Dad brought me it back from Australia.
Sebastian: And how are things down under? Blossoming I hope.

[Da_Rebel]

Pretty please, with sugar on top. Clean the f*ckin' car.

'The Wolf' - Pulp Fiction.

[Alan]

"Is it safe?"

[Alan]

That was the late great Lawrence Olivier as he drilled out Dustin Hoffman's teeth without anasthetic in "Marathon Man".

You have to hear him say the words to get the full measure of creepiness and evil!

[Kev]

A few of my favorite

Nobody move, this is a robbery
Hurry up you F***ing *****s move!! or im gonna excecute every muthaf***ing last one of ya's!! - pulp fiction


Wayne, you didnt tell them about my pubes did you? - garth waynes world 2

Doc... you gotta send me back..... back to the future! - need i explain

and last but not least

Angelina Jole : And what is Art
photographer: You keep the fence.. but loose the clothes
-from movie called GIA

[master baits]

Speak english BOy , cant mind what one this is from but i thikn its a war movie

[Da_Rebel]

Originally posted by master baits
Speak english BOy , cant mind what one this is from but i thikn its a war movie

Can't remember either but I do remember it was also used in one of the "Drifter" chocolate bar ads (how sad am I for remembering that, lol - just seems to have stuck in my head)

[kopite]

'the weekend has landed. all that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties, ive got 48 hours off from the world, man.
im gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle, im gonna talk cod**** to strangers all night.
im gonna lose the plot on the dance floor, the free radicals inside me are freaking man. tonight im jip travolta, im peter popper, im going to never never land with my chosen family, man.
were going to get more spaced out than neil armstrong ever did. anything could happen y'know, this could be the best night of my life man.
ive got 73 quid in the back burner, im gonna wax the lot man!

THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME! YEAH'

IGGY I love that quote


"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"the ones that run are VC, The ones that stand still are well disciplined VC" -Full metal jacket

[kopite]

'the weekend has landed. all that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties, ive got 48 hours off from the world, man.
im gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle, im gonna talk cod**** to strangers all night.
im gonna lose the plot on the dance floor, the free radicals inside me are freaking man. tonight im jip travolta, im peter popper, im going to never never land with my chosen family, man.
were going to get more spaced out than neil armstrong ever did. anything could happen y'know, this could be the best night of my life man.
ive got 73 quid in the back burner, im gonna wax the lot man!

THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME! YEAH'


IGGY I love that quote

Dominic: Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning. - Fast and the furious
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"the ones that run are VC, The ones that stand still are well disciplined VC" -Full metal jacket

Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm totally insane?

Patrick Bateman: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[Da_Rebel]

American Psycho
Patrick Bateman: I wanna stab you and play with your blood.

[DarkAngel]

Rain from Resident Evil: "When I get outta here, think I'm gonna get laid"

Leia :"Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way!"

There's a few more, but I can't think of them right now! :cool:

[DarkEntity]

"Com git some" Ash - Army Of Darkness ;)

best film ever :D

[Jah]

shhhh, listen.....

can you smell something?

ghostbusters

[Paulos]

Silent Bob: "THE SIGN, ON THE BACK OF THE TRUCK SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD YOU DUMB ****!"

Jay: "Say it, don't spray it"

- Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Dante: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

- Clerks

Willam: "Y'KNOW SUMMIN, THE EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL, THAT OVER THERE IS JUST A GUY IN A SUITE!"

- Mallrats

[kopite]

"if she doesnt have a boyfriend what more is there to know :D"

holden - Chasing amy,

Kevin smith kicks ass :D

[danielctull]

One I saw in phone booth last night was

The chief in phone booth says to Stu
"You're making a call from a phone booth??"

And amazingly no-one laughed, i had a little chuckle. There was loadsa times when mass laughter occured, but not then... weird :rolleyes: Good film though

[Paulos]

Kevin Smith does rule, but ~I'm not sure bout his new flick, got Jennifer Lopez init :( Afflecks there too, but Liv Tyler could make it all better :D

[hillhopper]

"SWEET! But what's mine SAY?"

[The Jez Man]

"Who's In charge here Soldier?"

"A'int it YOU??"

- Apocolypse now

[njg291075]

Jane Spencer: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Drebin: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane Spencer: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Drebin: I used to have that problem.
Jane Spencer: What did you do about it?
Drebin: I just think about baseball.


Drebin: Saayyy, nice beaver.
Jane Spencer: Thanks. I just had it stuffed.

Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A mustache. About five-foot-ten.
Drebin: That's an awfully big mustache.

Shop Assistant: Is this some kind of bust?
Drebin: It's very impressive, yes.

Tanya Peters: What are you doing?
Drebin: Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move.
Tanya Peters: Your bishop's exposed.
Drebin: It's these pants.

Ed Hocken: You might end up dead!
Drebin: "You might end up dead" is my middle name.
Ed Hocken: What about Jane?
Drebin: I don't know her middle name.

Nick Rivers: Hillary. That's an unusual name.
Hillary Flammond: It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'.
Nick Rivers: I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick.
Hillary Flammond: Nick? What does that mean?
Nick Rivers: Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.

Nick Rivers: Is this the potato farm?
Farmer: Yes, I'm Albert Potato.

Nick Rivers: Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
Hillary Flammond: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.


Technically not from a film, but what the heck, great lines anyway :D

Sally: Well, I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.
Drebin: Jim Fell's the teller?
Sally: No, Jim Johnson.
Drebin: Who's Jim Fell?
Ed: He's the auditor, Frank.
Sally: He had the flu, so Jim... filled in.
Drebin: Phil who?
Ed: Phil Din. He's the night watchman.
Sally: Oh, if only Phil had been here...

Drebin: My name is Detective Sergeant Frank Drebin. A series of gorgeous fashion models had been found unconscious and naked in laundromats. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate credit union holdups. I was doing my laundry when the call came in on a shootout.

[Deviant]

"Never rub another mans rhubarb!" - The Joker in the first (best) Batman.

[LoneWolf]

"Vincent turns to the backseat with the .45 casually in his grip.

VINCENT
Marvin, what do you make of all
this?

MARVIN
I don't even have an opinion.

VINCENT
C'mon, Marvin. Do you think God
came down from Heaven and stopped
the bullets?

Vincent's .45 goes BANG!

Marvin is hit in the upper chest, below the throat. He
GURGLES blood and SHAKES.

JULES
What the ****'s happening?

VINCENT
I just accidentally shot Marvin in
the throat.

JULES
Why the **** did you do that?

VINCENT
I didn't mean to do it. I said it
was an accident.

JULES
I've seen a lot of crazy-ass ****
in my time --

VINCENT
-- chill out, man, it was an
accident, okay? You hit a bump or
somethin' and the gun went off.

JULES
The car didn't hit no mother****in'
bump!

VINCENT
Look! I didn't mean to shoot this
son-of-a-bitch, the gun just went
off, don't ask me how! Now I think
the humane thing to do is put him
out of his misery.

JULES
(can't believe it)
You wanna shoot 'im again?

VINCENT
The guy's sufferin'. It's the
right thing to do.

Marvin, suffering though he is, is listening to this debate,
not believing what he's hearing.

JULES
This is really uncool.

Vincent turns to the backseat, places the barrel of the .45
against Marvin's forehead. Marvin's eyes are as big as
saucers. He tries to talk Vince out of this, but when he
opens his mouth, only GURGLES come out.

JULES
Marvin, I just wanna apologize. I
got nothin' to do with this ****.
And I want you to know I think it's
****ed up.

VINCENT
Okay, Pontius Pilot, when I count
three, honk your horn. One...
two...

CU of the steering wheel.

VINCENT (OS)
...three.

Jules presses down hard on the horn: HONK and BANG!"

[Big Adam]

Errr, which version of Pulp Fiction is THAT?

[Cheesy]

just about the whole of pulp fiction is quoted in here:D

wached the Holly Grail the other night and there are so many good lines in that film but the best ones have to be:

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

and

Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI!
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!

:D :D :)

[Big Adam]

"Spare a schekel for a poor ex-leper!"

Don't get me started on Python!

:D