The new Mac G6...

[dejavu]

.. is not something i know anything about, however this is what i figure it might look like:)

[dejavu]

other view


seriously tho, just intended a bit of humour, no mac flames please

[[M]uuhh]

Oh man. Apple pulls of another Excellent Computer design. reminds me of the ipod. Good Work Apple!! But uhh. where to you plug your LAN in?

[dejavu]

well thats an easy one, its wifi but more the question, why network macs? they can perform their simple sums as lone units, with the upgraded lcd however there could be an optional tetris two player:)

[[M]uuhh]

Thats cool. How much do they cost?
Also. Can they play snake?

[dejavu]

snake requires purchase of the advanced unit which shouldnt be mentioned until the first 100000 units are sold

and the advanced unit will cost an extra £100 more than the original

they are expected to retail at about £1372.45½

[InfamousButcher]

HAH!!!!

Exactly what I've been saying for years. Proven. Job done.

IB.

[NickB]

I'm assuming this is only a prototype, and will be put in a suitably pretty and designer shell which will increase the price ten or twenty times?
Nick

[RaD]

lol hope abe doesn't spot this thread.

[abe]

*ahem*

Actually I see the funny side to it :D

Look, no flaming!

[NickB]

Originally posted by abe*Kustom*
*ahem*

Actually I see the funny side to it :D

Look, no flaming!

What a lovely, caring community the boards are.
Nick

[iggy]

weird, ive got one of those in the house :o

mine has a bigger screen though :D

[nightlurker]

Nice one Ryan :D :D

Are Kustom going to make them under licence?:D

[Steven McL]

quiet day in the shop then ?? :p

[dejavu]

we plan to bulk lots of big cooking apples, hollow out the middles and insert the g6 prototype engine (picture above) into the apples.

' the cooling efficiency and heat dissipation of the average apple is greatly underestimated, we plan to have our new mac G6 (codenamed: beagletreacle') running for duations of 2hours, maybe even a few mintues more depending on ambient conditions and the colour of your curtains'

[Graeme*Kustom*]

Originally posted by abe*Kustom*
*ahem*

Actually I see the funny side to it :D

Look, no flaming!

I don't .

Ryan, you're fired.

[Graeme*Kustom*]

heehee just my little joke ;)

[dejavu]

that reminds me of a new feature that will be integrated into the mac, we ahve all had those annoying windows error messagess that give really long technical information which can be useful sometimes. the g6 prototype is using the latest thing from applee, iSarc, which in short displays a comment instead of an error message like "buffer underrun has occured" iSarc will interpret this as "well done, you complete dolt" or "smart move, moron"

this new error reporting system will save hours of wasted engineers time by automatically telling the user the exact same response you would get from a tech support line.

more innovations will be added and hopefully a preview of the appple's new ibook, the imaginative ibook3, it was so advanced we thought 2 was insignificant

[[M]uuhh]

And will all that make a tasty Apple pie?

Mmmm Pie!

[Hutchy]

rofl . played :D

[LANcaster]

I'll just pretend I didn't read this thread and move on with my life......

Anyway, my Mac's Dad could beat your PC's Dad anyday ;)

[[M]uuhh]

Yes do move on!:cool: :D

[Graeme*Kustom*]

I've found a new and cunning use for G5s.

Something that has never been possible with computers before now.

I'll post a photo soon.

[[M]uuhh]

a pie baker?:eek:

[Craig]

Originally posted by Graeme*Kustom*
I've found a new and cunning use for G5s.

Something that has never been possible with computers before now.

I'll post a photo soon.


A Hamster torture chamber?

<cackles at thought>

[dejavu]

well its definetly no use as a real computer, so what could it be:) expensive paper-weight? desk beautification?

[shifty.ricky]

Originally posted by Graeme*Kustom*

I've found a new and cunning use for G5s.


Something that has never been possible with computers before now.


Winning a Mac G5 look-a-like competition?

[danielctull]

Originally posted by shifty.ricky
Winning a Mac G5 look-a-like competition?

LMAO!

Maybe a dustbin filler?? ;)

[[M]uuhh]

Originally posted by Graeme*Kustom*
I've found a new and cunning use for G5s.

Something that has never been possible with computers before now.

I'll post a photo soon.
How soon is soon? ;) :confused:

[iggy]

some sort of computer controlled bong perhaps?

[101st_ltbobtuna]

hey was up all i am an avid amd fan and this is a new prototype for mac no board yet made yet but the case says it all and the whole sys is sayed to come stock with liquid cooled and able to run 4 3.0 ghz amd's :cool:

[***Sheriff***]

I've been looking into a Mac for awhile now, how much would one of these cost?

[abe]

The entire range, direct: http://www.apple.com/uk/thestore/ :)

[Aa-chan]

hey was up all i am an avid amd fan and this is a new prototype for mac no board yet made yet but the case says it all and the whole sys is sayed to come stock with liquid cooled and able to run 4 3.0 ghz amd's :cool:

It certainly looks nice, but I don't think it has the elegance of the G5. A little bit too busy on the front for me, but the insides look interesting [and full! :D ].

[***Sheriff***]

Thanks abe.

[banky_edwards]

I've found a new and cunning use for G5s.

Something that has never been possible with computers before now.

I'll post a photo soon.


Cheese grater?

[Graeme*Kustom*]

uh yeh, that was the plan. I really don't like cheese though, so decided against it.

[banky_edwards]

Could grate something else on it

[J-Pepper]

hahahaha :D