HardOCP

[guybirch]

* Disclaimer: The "Must Have" award does not apply to this product if you already own a piece of hardware that performs similarly or exceeds performance of said item. The "Must Have" award may also not apply if you do not like the reviewer, do not like the website that gives the award, do not like hardware being reviewed, or do not like the brand of the hardware being reviewed. The term "Must Have" does not necessarily mean you must go buy the item at all costs immediately, and only refers to the reviewers and site-owners personal viewpoint of said item. Maryland and Vermont exempt from "Must Have" awards. You must be 18 years or older to agree or disagree with the "Must Have" award. ”Must Have" award articles should not be viewed by pregnant women, women currently nursing small children, people with heart conditions, or people using prescription anti-depressants.

is this a joke or what?

[Ciqala]

i should imagine so :D

[Forthy]

How is this a rant :confused:

[Raelrigs]

ha ha ha thats got to be a joke

its pretty dam funny if its not

Rael

[Alan]

Americans, due to law suits are having to put some damn strange things on web sites, products etc. The rant bit would be about the stupidity of it all from a British perspective.

The bit about pregnant women, heart conditions etc. at the end, gives the game away - it's a joke. (I think!)

[Gordy]

I think thats one of kyles jokes but you can never be sure with him :D

[Alan]

Here's an example. It is a "Forward Looking Statement Disclaimer" and is referred to after describing how well the company has done this year and how they expect to finish the financial year.

"Any statements made in this release that are not based on historical fact are forward-looking statements. Any forward-looking statements made in this release represent management's best judgment as to what may occur in the future. However, our actual outcome and results are not guaranteed and are subject to certain risks, uncertainties and assumptions (“Future Factors”), and may differ materially from what is expressed. For a description of Future Factors that could cause actual results to differ materially from such forward-looking statements, see the discussion under the section ”Forward-Looking Statements” included in Management's Discussion and Analysis..."

In other words "We'll do this well... or we won't. !!!!!!